Blonie's comeback.

wow it has been quite awhile since I made a post. Too long to mention how long I'm afraid. But it is never too late now is it. Anyway, Here is a good comeback. A BLONDE JOKE! Enjoy

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan Officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank.

She has the title, and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns. She repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.



The loan officer says, 'Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000? '

The blonde replies, 'Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?'

AT LAST, a smart blonde joke!

Things blondes do.

Boy I got a few good ones to tell that hopefully will give you all a laugh. You would think that once in a while something funny would happen. But, these funnies happened all within less then twentyfour hours! Ha!

Well for starters I was dying my naturally blonde hair with some blonde hair dye and then afterwords put in some Henna conditioner. Well wouldn't you know that it turned my hair ORANGE? (sorry no picture)

Next I picked up a pair of my reading glasses and proceeded to put them over a pair of reading glasses that I already had on my face.

And if that's not all I then went ot the kitchen and put a match to the gas burner, turning on the gas then realizing that I didn't light the match. Hardy har har!

Love,

Blondie

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Margaritaville

Hi Bloggers,

Well I have an interesting story to tell you this time. Recently while in Guadalajara, I went out to a bar with some friends to listen to a saxaphone player.
The bartender whom my friends had met before was there, and came over to our house the next night.

Well, I wanted to make a good impression, so, I made Margaritas for us all. I didn't have enough lemons as I was making my own juice, so I threw the peels of the lemons in the blender as well to give the margaritas more flavor.

When I brought them out our friend took a sip and made a funny face. "This is good.
Did you make these with grapefruit juice," he asked? "No," I said. "I made them with lemons."

Everyone else drank a little of theirs and then kind of pushed their glasses to the middle of the table. Then, I went to the kitchen and made some strawberry margaritas.

The next day we went to visit our friend at the bar where he works and he said
"Boy, those were some margaritas I have been throwing up all night!"

So, the moral of the story is be careful how you prepare your margaritas.

Love,

Blondie

Hello, This is Blondie checking in.

I just want to say hello to all my friends and family who visit me from time to time.
I have been a busy blonde as usual getting ready to move to the beautiful Cuernavaca
Mexico. I have had a bad case of the amoebas. I don't know what you call them in english. anyway, I was out yesterday and had to go into a public restroom, and the rest is history. I hope to hear from my friends and family.

Love,

Blondie

Stress Test for Blondes

Well, here we go again! Did it ever take you eight hours to clean a kitchen? Well, that's how long it took me today to clean our kitchen here in Mexico. It was one of those deep cleaning days and it really doesn't have so much to do with being blonde except that some might think that it does because HOW COULD IT TAKE EIGHT HOURS TO CLEAN A KITCHEN? Well this kitchen was very dirty so, I pulled out the frige and stove and cleaned out all the cupboards etc... enough already I don't want to bore you but, it was a BIT stressful. Anyway, I won't be doing THAT tomorrow. Oh no not me. Here's blondie signing off. zzzzzz

We'll Be There At 7:30

While on our way from Linden, Tennessee (near Bucksnort)to Houston, I told everyone in the car that we'd arrive in Houston by 7:30 PM. Of course everyone laughed it off as the vain babbling of Blondie! But wouldn't you know it--we arrived at 7:30 on the dot--and Blondie had the last laugh this time.

Blonde in Mexico

As you all know I have been "trying" with this blog to prove that I'm not as blonde as you think. But, things keep happening that prove just the opposite.
For example when we returned to Mexico just recently, I thought that we were taking a shortcut, when actually, we were taking the long way and it took us an extra day and two night expense for hotels. Ever hear of 85 in Mexico? It is the scenic route but not the quickest. Oh well back to to the "blonde" drawing board.